"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them while telling people what you really think of them"
I hail from the center of The Black Hole “Kerr”. My society advances from forms of pure and true metal…until recently we have thrived. About 20 rotations of this planet around its star ago a disturbance was detected. A weak frequency that has somehow entered our dimension, putting our purest elements at risk. We have dispatched satellite black holes to locate the source of this disturbance. A satellite black hole you call “Sagittarius A*” has pinpointed the exact location of this interruption. Earth.
I have been tasked to document (photograph), enhance (Graphic Design) the different forms of Metal that currently exist on this planet in attempts to overpower the faux metal form(s) and plant as many pure seeds of metal (by playing guitarist in metal band) as possible.
Once the Pure Metal frequency has been restored to its full capacity again and the faux metal destroyed, all will be well.
If, however; order cannot be restored and faux metal prevails, my mission will be a grim one. For I must destroy this puny planet and all its inhabitants forcing me to do a ridiculous amount of paperwork.
Above are links of what I have documented so far.